Monday, July 11, 2011

Royal Hullaballooo

The Royals have landed...... in Hollywood....  and its all over my stinking computer news..... 


 I have grown bored of all the Royalty shenanigans.  Although I do think Princess Kate is loooovely.  If I had her stylist Jorge probably wouldn't be soooo embarrased of my closet....alright no probably about it he'd be loving it and treatin me like a QUEEN.  :) (which he already does...so i'll just stick to my closet for now) 


 
Let's just admit it...the girls got Swag.

Anywho....

With Kate and William being soooo close to me (only a whole 2 states away) is making me feel nostolgic.  Taking me back....

The day was  April 29th, 2011. 

My madre had informed me that she was my age when Princess Diana and Prince cheated on Diana, got married. 
 
Check out those sleeves.

 Mamma was 20 or so and she remembers waking up the middle of the night adnd watching the wedding....talk about historical....a "Royal Fairy Tale" they called it! I thought to myself:  

UMMMMMM... wanna do that!

 
  So i did my research.  Entermtainment Weekly was nice enough to inform me that coverage of the Royal wedding would start at 2 AM.  Schweeeet!  I would Wake up after probably 2 hours of sleep, watch the wedding for like an hour or so and get back in bed and FORCE Jorgio to cuddle with me.

My alarm was set for 2 AM. I guess I didn't even hear it because at 3 AM I woke up in such a frenzy!  I was f r e a k i n g out.  Jorge didn't even budge.  I thought for sure I had missed the wedding!  I turn on the T.V. (which I set to the correct channel the night before to avoid any lost clicker situations) 


I was SAVED!  The wedding hadn't started yet.  In fact the Princess hadn't even arrived at the Cathedral yet...IN FACT stinking Prince William hadn't even gotten to the Cathedral yet.  What in the HECK were these Royals taking their sweet precious time doing! I thought for sure it wouldn't be long though.....How long could it take for them to drive down the street and get to this old building??             


About an hour later I hear Barbara Walters say...."we are about 45 minutes away from the wedding!"  fml. 
So I waited.  I think I was pulled in by all the cool hats or something.  But finally...FINALLY.  Princess Kate arrives at the Old building!  Halleluijah. 

Let's get this ball on the roll...

Too bad it took her 30 freaking minutes to get down that aisle!  How long was that thing...and how slow was she walking??  (side note: beautiful music.  those little boys sound like girls.      in a good way.)


 It's about 5 AM at this point.  So the weddings over....coverage is over....story is over....right?? Nooo!  those stinkin Britians. Now all i'm hearing Barbara talk about is how momentous this "First Kiss" is that the Royal Couple shares!  It's gonna be like 10 minutes and then they'll kiss right??
About 10 minutes later I hear Barbara Walters say...."we are about 40 minutes away from the "Kiss!"  wtf.

 At this Point I have been up for 3 hours to watch this whole thingy... there is no way in Hell, Michigan that I am missing this kiss!  A Fairy Tale is not complete without it's kiss. 



So I wait.  and Finally...FINALLY. they get on that balcony and kiss. 
and not only that....they kissed TWICE! 



I was pretty happy at this point...I figured I had stayed awake for 4 hours in the wee hours of the morning...the least the royal couple could give me was 2 kisses.  I was pleased.  Seeing the kisses made it all worth it.  I was reminded of how wonderful weddings are and how happy I was when I finally got to spend FOREVER with my sweetie, Jorgie.  It was 7 am at this point and "The Royal Fairy Tale" was over and I was apart of their history. kinda. ha   

So then I turned off the t.v. and scurried off to my bed...

 to force my own Prince Jorgie to cuddle with me :)


Got no Sleep and Totally worth it.




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